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All I Want Is My Three Front Teeth

Art Fettig's Monday Morning Memo 
May 8, 2017
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In this Issue
o  All I Want Is My Three Front Teeth
o  Say Something Good
o  Points To Ponder
o  A Little Humor
o  Quote
o  To Subscribe 

Teeth
Lost and now found.

All I Want Is My Three Front Teeth
After nearly half a century of professional speeches I've had almost everything happen to me, but recently I had a new experience.  I was speaking for seniors over at Solty's Adult Day Care Center here in Hillsborough. I had a warning signal the night before but I crossed my fingers and kept my date with that group.  I was just about to my closing segment when one of my upper front teeth went flying out of my mouth and across the room.  I smiled a big ugly smile and sang the song Judy Garland sang in the movie "There's No Business Like Show Business"  "Be a clown, be a clown, all the world loves a clown.  Be a poor silly ass, and you'll always travel first class."

I had everyone sit in place and examine the floor around them searching for that tooth. We all continued searching for my tooth. Everybody was so nice and cooperative about it.  I carefully walked over to my table and started the music for my closing number which was the I Love You Waltz.  I glided across the room addressing each of the attendees personally. We cleared a safe path that we double checked for my tooth and the attendees walked into the dining room. Then a couple of the staff came with flashlights and we all crawled around on the floor checking out the whole room.  Finally, one of the ladies searching under the chairs along the wall called out excitedly, "I found it." And we cheered and I put that little tooth in a little plastic bag and later in the day, a life saver, Dr. Daniel Cheek, DDS, worked me into his schedule and he cleaned and polished the tooth and then gave me back my smile.

I'm sure glad I no longer take myself too seriously.  The way it worked out, we all had a good time.

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Say Something Good
"The Bucket Brothers," Logan and Casey Valleroy are such a joy to listen to and they played outside at the Hillsborough Presbyterian Church on Last Friday.  On violin, Logan takes Jazz to a whole new level. His brother, Casey plays really professional jazz piano, drums and tenor sax.  What thrilled me was to hear their rendition of the Duke Elllington classic, Take The A Train, written by Billy Strayhorn, who grew up here in  Hillsborough, NC just a few blocks away.   

I'm still high from that awesome experience.

May God Bless America and bring us world peace.

Points To Ponder
It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin 

A Little Humor
A man left work one Friday afternoon but it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Quote
The more often we see the things around us - even the beautiful and wonderful things - the more they become invisible to us. That is why we often take for granted the beauty of this world: the flowers, the trees, the birds, the clouds - even those we love. Because we see things so often, we see them less and less. Joseph B. Wirthlin

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